Iova to Riordan: Why are you carrying around your backpack?
Riordan: Because I have it with me.
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“Geeze Louise with a cherry on top” -Riordan
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Riordan and Aoife have curious new vocabularies for a 4 & 2 year old (respectively): “oh damn” “fuck it”
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Riordan: “mama, did you know mayonnaise comes from rainbows?”
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Iova: Do you want to go Ice Skating today?
Riordan: Nooooo
Aoife: Noooo. The ice is too slipery. -
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Brita to Aoife on her shoulders: If you see a branch, duck. Let’s practice. Duck, Aoife!
Aoife: Quack! -
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Riordan: I need something to punch a hole in this with.
Me: Why do you need to punch a hole in it?
Riordan: So everyone will know I punched a hole in it. -
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After being chastised for tripping on a step into a store he’s gone to almost daily over the last 3 years Riordan says “I’ve been drinking”
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“Where’re you going?” He asks.
“My place” says the young lady.
“Oh… you should get a place with me” suggest Riordan. -
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“Is that a naked Lady” asks Riordan in response to a young lady taking advantage of the warm weather & St Patrick’s festivities.




